Friday, June 19, 2009

My Summer Fling

Ok, I've done the mid-life crisis thing before, but that's the great thing about the MLC - I don't know when I'll die, so I have to keep having one crisis after another to ensure that one of them is actually mid-life. So, although I'm happily married, in the interests of fulfilling this great western tradition/cliche, I must be perpetually infatuated with some attractive young woman and a car I can't afford. The car of the moment is a Bentley GT, which differs from my current car, a 1995 Maxima, in just a few ways: it goes from zero to sixty in about 4 seconds, topping out around 198 mph (the Maxima tends to start rattling a little at about 75, would probably explode at about 140, so god knows what it would do at 198), and the passenger side front door of the Bentley will open, whereas the one on my Maxima awaits the availability of a used part before I can even afford that option. And no, I haven't looked into the cost of the Bentley, but in this economy with my income I'm sure an affordable monthly rate could be worked out that would keep me in eternal Hell no more than a few days a week. And they have booze there, right?

Speaking of which, although I'm happily married, summer approaches and I find it hard to keep my hands off this little lady.

Screw it, I'm putting her in my mouth.

5 comments:

Allison Landa said...

Only one quibble: In eternal hell, everyone ELSE has the booze.

jenniferpkelly said...

I think Clive Owen is my mid-life crisis.

Or the bass player in whatever silly opening band I'm seeing at the moment...

Not that I'd ever do anything about it. Just looking. Can you look in hell? All the most attractive people will be there...though I suppose kind of sweaty and smelly.

robp said...
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robp said...

J: Clive Owen the actor? As for bass players, I'd love to find a picture of Diane Chai from the Alleycats, late 70s L.A. punk and hell yes I had a crush. Those are safe ones though. With a beer I could really fall in love.

A: As to everyone else having the booze in hell: so long as it's the version created by religious fanatics, I assume everything I like is readily available. Cheers.

Sean Craven said...

I had a crush on the Blatz girl for a while. They'd just redesigned the St. Pauli girl and I was on the rebound...